I'm sorry, but when it comes down to people not knowing what to do with their cars, I have no sympathy at all. Cars can easily become huge weapons when put on the hands of inept drivers (a Volvo no less!). And boy, are those guys inept! In fact, calling them inept doesn't do them justice.
TBH, I made my mind up when I read the boy was tired of being bullied at school, so decided to move TO THE UNITED STATES!